FAQ

I really don’t know anything about coffee. Where can I learn more?

First, we applaud your humble honesty and your fervent quest for knowledge of the bean.

If you want to know more about coffee, you need to go to the source. And by the source, we obviously mean Tom at Sweet Maria’s. Have fun.


Why is your coffee so expensive? I can get a bushel and a half of pre-ground Very Valuable brand coffee at Shop-n-Buy for a fiver!

Yes. Yes you can.


What’s with your brand?

We’ll tell you all about it here. If that doesn’t quite scratch your itch, or if you would like to discuss in more detail the theoretical efficiency of a single tax on land value, give us a ring.


Okay, then what’s with the metal cans?

We’ve opted to package our coffee in metal cans for a few reasons:

    1. Metal is infinitely and 100% recyclable.

    2. They are cool as shit.


I want to serve your coffee in my shop.

Yes. Yes you do. Let us know and we’ll hook you up.